A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says..

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

Pappu says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting Pappi says, “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, Pappu looks over at Pappi and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”

Pappi smiles demurely and says, “You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, Pappu glowers at Pappi and says through clenched teeth, “Darn it, woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut??”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

Pappu says, “Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

Pappi says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, Pappu turns to Pappi and barks, “WHY DON’T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??!!”

The officer looks over at Pappi and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, ma’am?”

“Only when he’s been drinking.”