A Punjabi opened a tea shop in China. He named it Punjab Tea Stall. The shop did not do well.
Then someone suggested that if you want to succeed in China you have to keep a Chinese name for your shop.
This one makes me laugh every time I read it.
Now his shop is doing very well because he has changed the name of the shop to
*KOSI KOSI CHA FOO FOO KARKE PEE*