Girl – Do you think she’s prettier than me?

Do you think she’s prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect responses include:

  1. “Yes, but you have a better personality.”
  2. “Not prettier, but definitely thinner.”
  3. “Not as pretty as you when you were her age.”
  4. “Define pretty.”
  5. “Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.”