Would you cheat on your wife?
On whom else would I be cheating?!
Boy: Hey cutie!
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: My name is Solomon.
“I need to talk to my lawyer” is the adult version of “I’m telling my mom”.
Teacher: You are 2 hours late for school. What in the world?!
Student: Sorry sir, I had to say bye to all my pets.
Teacher: 2 hours?!
Student: Well, it is quite a big ant farm.
How do you turn a white chocolate into a dark one?
Switch off the lights.
What do you get when you crossbreed a refrigerator and a guitar?
Some really cool music.
What button is it impossible to unbutton?
The belly button!
What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt!
Father: Son, how do you like going to school?
Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of ruins it!
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes I am, because I married the wrong man.”