M.P. Sir

Job Interview.

 
*OFFICER:- What is your name?*
 
*Manoj :-  M.P. sir*
 
*OFFICER:- In full please*
 
*Manoj :-  Manoj Pandey*
 
*OFFICER:- Your father’s name?*
 
*Manoj:-  M.P. sir*
 
*OFFICER:- What does that mean?*
 
*Manoj:-  Madan Pandey*
 
*OFFICER:- Your native place?*
 
*Manoj:   M.P. sir*
 
*OFFICER:- What’s that?*
 
*Manoj:-  Madhya pradesh
 
*OFFICER:- What is your qualification?*
 
*Manoj:-  M.P.*
 
*OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!*
 
*Manoj:-  Matric Pass*
 
*OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?*
 
*Manoj:-   It is because of M.P. sir*
 
*OFFICER:   Meaning?*
 
*Manoj:-  Money Problem*
 
*OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What’s your  personality like?*
 
*Manoj:    MP sir.*
 
*OFFICER:   And what is that?*
 
*Manoj:-  Marvelous Personality*
 
*OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to you.*
 
*Manoj:-  Sir, how was M.P. sir?*
 
*OFFICER:- And what’s that again?*
 
*Manoj:-   My Performance.*
 
*OFFICER:-  I think you have M.P.*
 
*Manoj:-   Meaning?*
 
*OFFICER:-  Mental Problem!!!*
*Don’t laugh alone.*
*Send this to M.P. (Many People)* those are saved in your M.P. (Mobile Phone)  
*to put a smile on their faces.* 
 
*I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My People).*