Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*
 
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
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*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
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*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?

*Student*: By staying at home

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Teacher: What’s the difference between *”He cleans the plate”* and *”the plate is cleaned by him.”*
 
Student: In first sentence *’HE’ is not married,* but in second sentence *’He’ is married….*
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“ Please Translate the following sentence in Hindi.”
“There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.”
 
Student translates in Hindi-
“ Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi”