Two hunters decide to go hunting.
When they are out in the woods, one of them suddenly collapses.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”